If you found any remnants of fecal matter in your food, you’d most likely send the plate back, request a refund then proceed to burn the entire eating house down. However, what if you discovered your food was really made up of poop? There are lots of delectable dung dishes from around the globe but here are five of the highest consumables made out of doo doo.

KopiLuwak


KopiLuwak is one in all the foremost expensive coffees in the world. And guess what it’s made from? Poop! Well more specifically, it’s made up of coffee cherries that the civet cats have eaten up and digested and so come out in their feces. Because the coffee beans go through the civet cat, they're really hard. Apparently, it’s good enough for it to be sold at $700 per kilogram.

Panda Dung green tea

Coffee isn’t the only caffeinated beverage to benefit from an animal’s digestive tract. Introducing panda dung tea. Chinese entrepreneur AnYashi, started a business where he fertilizes tea with the Panda dung, that supposedly contains elements which will prevent cancer and enhance the tea’s anti-cancer effects. He sells it at a whopping $35k per pound.

Baby Poop Sausage


There’s no actual poop within the sausage, however there's microorganism found in poop. Bacterial fermentation is what makes your spicy pepperoni the way it is, curing it and making it dry and delicious. However, during this day and age wherever probiotics are being added into everything to assist with good digestion, they’ve began to place the probiotic microorganism into sausages and also the place that they’ve decided to get the bacteria from is from infant feces.

UnKonoKuro


A craft… or crap beer brewed by a Kanagawa-based brewery known as SanktGallen as an April Fool’s prank in 2013, this stout brewage sold-out out within a matter of minutes when going on sale. Thus, what makes it so special? 2 things; coffee beans and elephant shit. Very like the KopiLuwak coffee beans, harvested by the civet, these beans are collected by the helpful elephants of Thailand’s Golden Triangle Elephant Foundation, digested and crapped out. in contrast to the civet, however, most of the beans get digested by the elephant.

Shellac


Shellac is an ingredient that’s usually used as a glaze on the things we eat: coated candy, chocolate even waxed fresh fruit will contain shellac. Thus, what's it? It’s the purified for of lac, which is the secretion of the Lacier Lacca Kerr insect, found in India Thailand and Asian nation. Basically, the bugs secrete this (aka, poop it out) on twigs, that are soaked in water to clear off debris like insect parts, then soaked once more in sodium carbonate to get rid of any stomach acids from the bugs. Then it’s processed into completely different forms either as the shiny stuff on your M&Ms;, the hard stuff on your manicured nails, or place into ethanol to form wood shellac. All the same stuff.

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